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“Where?” he asked. It sounded stupid the moment he said it; he almost knew what the answer was. Still, iTunes never ceased to surprise, and he wanted to see exactly what she had in mind.
“I’m thinking… mm…” As if she was really considering it, which she wasn’t, it was a done deal by now. “On one of the floors up there.” And her gaze lifted up pointedly to the building under-construction a feet few away behind NOV.
For him, it was a surprise. At least he was right that gravity might be involved. He turned his head and stared for several seconds, then turned back. “If it’s going to be on the ground, then what’s going to be holding your breasts?”
Her lips curled in a slight smile, eyes rolling and with brows lifted she gestured for him to follow, moving past him.
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That was not what he expected while on patrol. NOV’s helmeted head turned either way down the street, before he stared back at her
bra. “Um. Tunes?”She wasn’t one to jump right into explanations especially concerning NOV. Placing her hand on her hip, iTunes looked up at NOV expectantly. “Yeah?”
“I…” Well, there really wasn’t a good explanation. If he asked why, she would ask why not. “… really like that bra. It looks nice.” He shifted from foot to foot, then added, “On your breasts.”
Bringing her fingers up to curl around her cleavage, she looked down to consider her boobs as if she hadn’t even noticed them there. “Yeah I guess so. I know where the bra look even better though.”
Until he stops being busy. Then can I break out the cheesy euphemisms?
I live for cheesy euphemisms.
Yummy yummy in my tummy, and none fo’ you. I should just rename these ‘phil-bait’.
Damn good thing we’re in two different dimensions, otherwise there’d never be enough for both of us. *lifts a glazed to his lips* You wouldn’t be the first.
Should’ave called it. How unoriginal of me. *Rolls her eyes, munching.* Still babysittin’ heroes out there?
Of course. Still causing trouble in there?
As long as NOV is busy, you know it. The law can’t keep me down.
Yummy yummy in my tummy, and none fo’ you. I should just rename these ‘phil-bait’.
Damn good thing we’re in two different dimensions, otherwise there’d never be enough for both of us. *lifts a glazed to his lips* You wouldn’t be the first.
Should’ave called it. How unoriginal of me. *Rolls her eyes, munching.* Still babysittin’ heroes out there?
*tilts his head to listen, then starts chuckling as soon as the lyrics start* That’s actually—yeah, that sounds good. Good starting place.
So lets head down that track.
[Now playing: Kiss — Calling Dr. Love]
Oh fuck, do you want me to actually sell to you? I knew this day would come. Um… *comes out from behind her counter* Have you heard Lana Del Rey? She’s pretty sexy in the voice; not cheesy at all in the lyrics.
Hell yes, I want you to sell to me. *pauses and taps his chin* She did Video Games, right? Voice is good, I might want her for the store—but this is something more personal.
Not hard, I use to do playlist requests as gifts. How personal as we talkin’?
Mm. *sideways glance at iTunes* … He’s a doctor with a cute ass.
[Now playing: Bette Midler — Long John Blues]
A—ha! Don’t get too descriptive with me, ‘cus then that happens.
aprivatepractice replied to your post: *meanders into the store with his hands in his pockets*
Thinking about buying something. *folds his arms in front of a display of love songs* Something different.Uh huh. *resting her cheek against her palm* That’s not very original for a guy that owns a sex shop.
Sadly the day for saying all of those stupid tropes has come. *shrugs his shoulders and walks on* Do you have a recommendation?
Oh fuck, do you want me to actually sell to you? I knew this day would come. Um… *comes out from behind her counter* Have you heard Lana Del Rey? She’s pretty sexy in the voice; not cheesy at all in the lyrics.
Hell yes, I want you to sell to me. *pauses and taps his chin* She did Video Games, right? Voice is good, I might want her for the store—but this is something more personal.
Not hard, I use to do playlist requests as gifts. How personal as we talkin’?
aprivatepractice replied to your post: *meanders into the store with his hands in his pockets*
Thinking about buying something. *folds his arms in front of a display of love songs* Something different.Uh huh. *resting her cheek against her palm* That’s not very original for a guy that owns a sex shop.
Sadly the day for saying all of those stupid tropes has come. *shrugs his shoulders and walks on* Do you have a recommendation?
Oh fuck, do you want me to actually sell to you? I knew this day would come. Um… *comes out from behind her counter* Have you heard Lana Del Rey? She’s pretty sexy in the voice; not cheesy at all in the lyrics.
Wha?It sounds odd. Is that supposed to be a good recording of it?
Excuse me?
It sounds like… like it’s not being played normally.
Did you hit your head on patrol? *lifts a brow* It’s the orchestral version. Sorry if that doesn’t suit your standards.
Orchestral? *legitimately confused*
*stares* Okay… *sighs* What is it that you hear? Instruments?